Dear Health Club,
I have desperately missed you, please don't write me off just yet! I am coming back, you are on my schedule for tomorrow. Unfortunately over the recent past I haven't been able to fit you in, I know your good for me and I really enjoy the time I spend with you, but life has been crazy-busy. I am soooo ready to be back with you!
Since I haven't been a good member of your club, I have become a member of several other clubs:
Hot Mom's Club (one of my new favs)
Clean House Club (I'd like to be a good participating member, working on it)
Drives Too Fast Club (thankfully, no tickets to prove my membership)
Work Too Much Club (Not sure how they got my membership, but I am in)
Movie-Goer's Club (nice, I like this club)
Vacation Club (I think I actually found sleep in this club)
Crazy Women's Club (I think I was already a member)
Painting Club (I finally renewed my membership after letting it lapse for 5 years)
and several others, all of the said clubs, have been very good for me, I promise!
I have enjoyed the other clubs I have become a member of and do plan to maintain my membership, as well as my membership with you!
Please, please don't write me off, I'll see you tomorrow!